🔥 Why You NEED This Hat:
✅ Peak Burnout Chic – Because functioning is optional.
✅ Comfy & Relatable – Built for bad sleep, good stories, and zombie mode.
✅ Instant Mood Translator – Saves you from talking. Just point to the hat.
Throw it on, zone out, and let everyone know: you’re cooked, bro. 🍳🧢
